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aobasluttygaki:

don’t use pussy as an insult for the love of christ, a vagina can expand to 500% its size, has strong enough muscles to carry 25 pounds, and contains the only known human organ designed for pleasure and pleasure alone. meanwhile testicle owners sit on their balls wrong and cry.

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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I hate how the people who really get you are the ones you can never hold on to for very long. And the ones who don’t understand you at all stick around.

diamondtwink:

BYE

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redscaped:

On floor. Send help.

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